Thursday, February 19, 2009

You down with GOP / Happy Birthday Alex

First of all, Happy Birthday Alex! Hope it's a good one! As a gift to you, I offer this excellent news via Central News Network.
"Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele says his party is going to launch an "off the hook" public relations campaign that will update the GOP’s image by translating it to "urban-suburban hip-hop settings."...Asked whether that meant cutting-edge tactics, Steele demurred. “I don't do 'cutting-edge,’" he said. "That's what Democrats are doing. We're going beyond cutting-edge.

Do you know how hard it is to rhyme with Gingrich? Seriously, do they think this is going to work? What will Rush Say? This is the party that many pundits predict can't turn it around before 2012 (for the record I'm not one of them, this party will be here for awhile, but what with Bush the Failure and his neo-con brood, and Palin looking to be the answer to Barack Obama, I can see where there is cause for concern). This is how they are going to reinvent themselves?

Sweet, thanks Mix Master Steele.

MC Rove, please express your agreement with an awkward, urban break dancing move



Get your Popcorn ready. This should be fun.

EDIT: One more reason this is a bad idea...

3 comments:

Alex Headrick said...

Thanks, Deke! Best church ever. Reason, music, humor and personalized birthday greetings to parishioners.

Some concerns about this news:

1. What is an urban-suburban setting? A setting can't be both, can it?

2. Declaring your PR campaign will be "off the hook" in 2009 guarantees it will not be. That's like saying it will be phat or fresh or slammin'.

3. I can't wait to watch the failure.

Alex Headrick said...

Oh, and I forgot to answer your question: Yeah, you know me.

Ian Gort said...

wow!

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